My awesomness (In blogness)

I put a sausage in the microwave, and it screamed. No joke.

I tore it out, and watched as its insides were spewed out of its own skin, when finally it stopped.

Im fucking gonna go vegetarian or some shit.

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Maybe not, that tasted delicious!

:3

You know, I dont actualy care about tumblr.

I shall return one day with stuff

Do you know who I miss most of all? Mainly the people who can read this. I mean I havent seen you guys outside of work-world.

Then again, working 24/7 = Unlimited money.
:3

Stupid humans, why you have feelings?

I have been wondering how many people read my exciting stupid blog..
Sooo..

If you could ask me anything, no matter how personal..

(I will totally answer anything.)
What would you ask?

If I dont stand a chance, why do I keep trying?
Cause im stupid :P

My day today.

Wake up.
Eat.
Work…

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Go home.

Find out the girl I like likes me back.
*Mini party in my room!* :D

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Finds out it cant be.

Forever alone forever again.